The following morning
'Dear Diary, the sexy leopard tank top worked wonders. We had great sex.... until John came home.
I hope he never finds out for Sarah's sake'.
(Thinks: 'Who would have believed it. It explains a lot.
I am beginning to learn a lot about humans. Her being horrible to me meant that she was fighting her feelings').
My version was a Jameron one but it works well with a Camerah one too