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BlaziusDate: Tuesday, 03 Jan 2012, 18:54 | Message # 16
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and ofcourse Summer Glau as a Jedi in Star Wars!!! that would be great don't you think??


Summer should be a first choice for a Jedi( or I prefer Sith more) role. Her superb acting would revitalize the franchise and she'd create the most iconic character since Darth Vader probably, not even mention she'd finally be a truly strong and competent female in the entire universe at long last( which the universe seriously lacks).

Also her experience with martial arts and the breathtaking stunts she made alone in Serenity would be invaluable for a Sith or Jedi role. EVERY single Sith character had somebody behind them who could do some kind of martial art( except Palpatine). Imagine, with Summer they'd get a superb actor AND somebody who can do superb stunts all by herself. Seriously you can only win with this girl!


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chrisdvanneDate: Wednesday, 04 Jan 2012, 00:47 | Message # 17
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cliqueclack has released a poll, asking their readers :
which was the most awesome ’80s cartoon ever!

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What do you see as the penultimate, most awesome '80s cartoon, EVER? Was it “Transformers”, “He-Man”, “Jem” or “G.I. Joe”? Which cartoon truly and outrageously rocked (and STILL rocks) your '80s world?


He-Man and She-Ra

I have never been into cartoons that much; but since Summer said during Knights of Badassdom panel, that she would dress as She-Ra if she had to wear a costume at Comic com, the aforementioned Princess of Power has my vote.

And here's the video where Summer reveal her choice (sorry it's in 3D)



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The1RussterDate: Wednesday, 04 Jan 2012, 22:57 | Message # 18
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I got this hilarious email May last year. I recently found it when transferring email from to a new client.
Trust me! This thing is hilarious, please do not try drinking anything or your monitor will be dripping wet.
I give you:

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun,
a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference
(loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries);
pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description,
but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, ' Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later
(I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point),
I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience,
loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it![u]


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chrisdvanneDate: Wednesday, 04 Jan 2012, 23:08 | Message # 19
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Honestly, i would have done the same thing...only to see if it works as instructed wacko

Fortunaly for me, the only approaching sensation i have ever felt, is friends using on me fake lighters or pen that produce a harmless electric shock.


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chrisdvanneDate: Thursday, 05 Jan 2012, 14:48 | Message # 20
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Donate for a poor actor who can't afford to buy a full-sleeved sweater!

From Summer Glau Wiki Forum

Thomas Dekker arrives at the American Idol Season 7 Grand Finale held at the Nokia Theatre on Thuesday, 22 May 2008 in Los Angeles.


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BlaziusDate: Friday, 06 Jan 2012, 04:01 | Message # 21
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I have never been into cartoons that much; but since Summer said during Knights of Badassdom panel, that she would dress as She-Ra if she had to wear a costume at Comic com, the aforementioned Princess of Power has my vote.


She-Ra is my favorite Cartoon character from now on smile

Also "Princess of Power"? I think that title would fit Summer marvelously.

Possible new role idea perhaps? She did Supergirl after all.


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chrisdvanneDate: Wednesday, 18 Jan 2012, 01:56 | Message # 22
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The1Russter is right : there is so much Summer Glau avatar on one's Twitter time line that it's almost impossible to figure out who's saying what at a glance biggrin



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chrisdvanneDate: Tuesday, 31 Jan 2012, 19:06 | Message # 23
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Firefly intro - 80's style.



The video itself is well done but of course it doesnt fit Firefly, which revolves around the western-feel; this is not Supercopter.
Yet the pace is right (music and video), the way the castnames appear plus the timing is awesome.


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Joe73Date: Tuesday, 31 Jan 2012, 22:24 | Message # 24
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Pretty cool, but I think they forgot Sean Mahr in the intro?!

Thats a window bird.
 
chrisdvanneDate: Wednesday, 08 Feb 2012, 03:36 | Message # 25
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I don't follow him on twitter but Garret Dillahunt has the reputation of being a funny guy and this tweet proves it biggrin



https://twitter.com/#!....1


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chrisdvanneDate: Wednesday, 08 Feb 2012, 13:23 | Message # 26
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Scary!!

Serenity River's ( Summer Glau ) framed Reaver Axe



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From the film Serenity, River's ( Summer Glau ) framed Reaver Axe display from the final battle scenes. The Axe has some studio blood on the blade edges. It comes with a COA from The Prop Store of London.


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chrisdvanneDate: Thursday, 09 Feb 2012, 16:44 | Message # 27
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There is plenty of that on Youtube : mascot eats cheerleader!



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chrisdvanneDate: Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012, 14:08 | Message # 28
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Pleading for a peaceful coexistence of the sci-fi fandoms.



According to commenters, the spaceship featured in the graphic, come from the following tv shows :

C : Death Star from Star Wars

O E : Starship Enterprise from Star Trek

X : a Starfury from Babylon 5

I : the dot is the Stargate from Stargate, and the line is the sonic screwdriver from Doctor Who

S : the letter “S” from the Farscape logo

T : Serenity from Firefly

Source : Set Phaser to LOL


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BlaziusDate: Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012, 14:42 | Message # 29
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Its about time somebody thinks about making peace between sci-fi fandoms.

Believe it or not fandoms of this genre used to fight bloody wars with each other to determine which franchise is "better" in various vs treads on forums and vs videos. The most escalated war is between the two titans Star Wars and Star Trek of course.

I've never like these wars myself. Especially SW and ST are so different that while they are both sci-fi its pointless to compare them. Also I like to watch both SW and ST so I don't want to choose between the two.

So I'm glad that somebody made a fanart of coexistence.


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chrisdvanneDate: Tuesday, 28 Feb 2012, 20:54 | Message # 30
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This is just ridiculous!

I read on every interview and article only praise about Christina Hendricks curves and yet she's the most photoshopped actress of the world.
Seriously, they want to make us believe she's a size 36/38 (sorry i don't know the US sizes) whereas the reality is very different; sometimes, her photos are so much phoshopped the fans themselves don't recognize her.



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